‘Someone is crapping in your oatmeal. If you’re losing, someone is doing it to you.’

Neil Yaniky, a born loser, strongly suspects his yugly sister Winky to be his metaphorical oatmeal crapper. Spurred on by self-help mantras, erotic fantasies and dreams of inner peace, Neil returns home to confront his sister – now is the time for him to win.

A hilarious satire on modern consumer culture from New York Times bestselling author, George Saunders. Fat Git is ‘a riot’ – The Scotsman, ★★★★ Fest, ★★★★ Skinny