My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?)

My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?)
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Venue

Apollo Theatre

When Rob was twelve, they attempted a full-blown Disney parade in their house for their Grandma. As Rob donned wigs and played Mary Poppins, Ariel, Mickey Mouse and Belle, their Dad doubled as Stage Manager, Sound Technician and Goofy. Unfortunately, Dad missed all his cues and pushed all the floats in the wrong direction. Mum mistook Aladdin for Ursula. The costumes went awry. Grandma had a nice time, though.

My Son’s a Queer (But What Can You Do?) is the joyous autobiographical story of West End Musical Theatre star and social-media sensation Rob Madge, as they set out to recreate that parade – and this time, nobody, no, nobody is gonna rain on it.

Closing

03/10/2026

Running Time

1 hour and 5 minutes, no interval

Genre

Entertainment

Age & Content

16+ | Children aged 14 and below must be accompanied by an adult aged 18 or over and sat in seats next to each other.

Creative:

Writer -

Rob Madge

Director -

Luke Sheppard

Composer -

Pippa Cleary

Orchestration by -

Simon Nathan

Mixing by -

Chris Fry

Designer -

Ryan Dawson Laight

Projection Designer -

George Reeve

Video Engineer -

Neil McDowell Smith

Associate Sound Designer -

Anna Short

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