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30 Million Minutes

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Dawn French's hugely popular critically acclaimed solo show 30 Million Minutes returns to the West End for one week only at the Vaudeville Theatre. Read More >

Dawn French’s hugely popular critically acclaimed solo show 30 Million Minutes returns to the West End for one week only at the Vaudeville Theatre.

Written by the French And Saunders star, the autobiographical one-woman show promises delights, riches and the odd irksome tribulation as French takes audiences through the various lessons that life has taught her in the 30 million minutes (give or take a few) of her existence.

With a sharp eye for comic detail and a wicked ear for the absurdities of life, French shares how she has misguidedly spent her whole life vigorously attempting to be a fully functioning female human.

Describing her show, the actress and comedian says: “It’s not a play, it’s not stand up, it’s not a monologue, it’s not a slide show, but it’s something a bit like all of those with some alarming extreme striptease thrown in.”

These six performances promise to be West End audiences’ last chance to catch such a unique offering.


Important Dates & Timing

Opening Night: 18/10/2016

Closing Night: 22/10/2016

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Cast & Creative


Director - Michael Grandage

Producer - Phil McIntyre Entertainments & Michael Grandage Company

Lighting Designer - Willie Williams

Set Designer - Lez Brotherston

Author - Dawn French

About Vaudeville Theatre

404 Strand, London, WC2R 0NH

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