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This show has now closed, please visit our London Shows page for a full list of current productions.

About the Show Less...

Will Scotland Yard get their man, or will the audacious burglar and his inept chum actually get away with it? Read More >

Mrs Hewlett is a popular woman, and suave, international thief Freddy Malone is keen to relieve the nouveau riche lady of her jewellery. In an unexpected twist, his old school chum, D’Arcy Tuck, also wants to swindle Mrs Hewlett of her wealth, compelling Freddy to enlist his bungling friend as an accomplice in the crafty thievery. Complications and outrageous shenanigans pile on each other with dangerous and comical consequences.


Important Dates & Timing

Previews From: 08/03/2007

Opening Night: 09/03/2007

Closing Night: 17/03/2007

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Cast & Creative


Director - Heather Davies

Producer - Watermill Theatre

Designer - Colin Falconer

Lighting Designer - James Whiteside

Author - Ben Travers

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