Nursery Crimes The Musical is a spanking new musical (with emphasis on the spanking!), following grown up Wee Willie Winkie and Goldie Locks, who are detectives trying to work out if Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall…or if he was pushed.

As they trawl through the streets of Rhymeland for clues, they come across a selection of our most well known and loved Nursery Rhyme characters, some of whom you may never think of in the same way ever again!

Packed with original songs and deliciously adult dialogue, Nursery Crimes has given the whole caboodle a vicious twist, poking bedtime stories in the eye and blowing a rude raspberry in the face of public decency!

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