New Statesman, The

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A new instalment of Rik Mayal's comic creation. Read More >

Alan B’stard is one of the most devious characters in Whitehall. All he cares about is joining three Americans, two Arabs, an Indian, a Russian and the man who invented milk cartons as members of the Trillionaires Club. Alan does not care how he achieves this – perhaps Condaleeza Rice can help him out… 


Important Dates & Timing

Opening Night: 15/03/2007

Closing Night: 24/03/2007

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Cast & Creative


Rik Mayal


Author - Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran