Major Tom’s first dog show was a disaster. Feeling an overpowering sense of guilt about her basset hound being criticised, Victoria Melody decided to put herself through the same process and become a beauty queen.

Major Tom is going to Crufts and Victoria, at 34 and 5ft 4”, is going to the Mrs England 2013 beauty pageant. She currently holds the title of Mrs Brighton.

A true, funny ‘one woman, one dog show’ about our fascination with celebrity, beauty and winning.

Sutable for ages 14+

May contain strong language