‘I’m not asking you to win. I’m asking you to just: chuck your face at it, have a, have a f***ing good go at it. And then we’ll. Yeah. We’ll see.’

Luke wants Danny, but Danny’s got a secret. Joe’s happy in goal but Geoff wants a headline gig. Viv just wants to beat the lesbians to the league title. Game on.

A hilarious and heart-warming story about football, friendship and finding your way from Tom Wells, winner of the George Devine Award for Most Promising Playwright 2012 for the smash hit comedy The Kitchen Sink (***** Telegraph) produced by the Bush.

Jumpers For Goalposts was originally co-commissioned by Paines Plough, Hull Truck and West Yorkshire Playhouse.

Jumpers For Goalposts is suitable for theatergoers aged 14 and older.

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