A turbulent and triumphant tale of a totally troubled teen.

Kelly, right, Kelly the bitch decides to have a party on the very same night as my sleep over – the very same night! And I know she's done it on purpose. And she invites everybody – absolutely everybody…except me of course…I want to die! I'm such a minger!

Welcome to the world of 14-year old Katie as she battles her way through the bitches, the chavs, the misery of school discos and the desperate search for a worthy boyfriend.