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Writer/director Andrew Pollard returns to the Greenwich with another seasonal offering. Read More >

Alderman Fitzwarren is not a happy man. His cheese shop is invested with rats, his daughter is determined to ignore all talk of pirates and set sail for foreign lands, and as for his latest employee, Mrs Willamena Whittington, there’s definitely something a bit odd about her. At least he’s got her son Dick to help him out – when he’s not talking about becoming Mayor of London that is!


Important Dates & Timing

Previews From: 04/12/2007

Opening Night: 07/12/2007

Closing Night: 05/01/2008

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Cast & Creative


Director - Kieron Smith

Designer - Ralph Oswick

Lighting Designer - Neil Fulcher

Author - Andrew Pollard

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Crooms Hill, London SE10 8ES