facebook play-alt chevron-thin-right chevron-thin-left cancel location info chevron-thin-down star-full help-with-circle calendar images mail whatsapp directions_car directions_bike train directions_walk directions_bus close spinner11

Many theatre makers have not been able to work since last March - your support could be a lifeline for those in need now.

The Falcon’s Malteser at The Vaults

The Falcon's Malteser at The Vaults

The Falcon’s Malteser will be playing at The Vaults

Carly-Ann Clements

By Carly-Ann Clements First Published 9 May 2019, Last Updated 10 May 2019

Everyone loves a Malteser – and that seems doubly true in the brand-new adaptation of the young adult novel, The Falcon’s Malteser, playing at The Vaults this summer.

A cast of four will play dozens of characters in this comedy filled with slapstick, comic songs and even a fully-realised car chase.

The Falcon’s Malteser is the story of The Diamond Boys Detective Agency which comprises of Tim – the world’s worst private investigator – and his clever younger brother Nick. They’re put to work when a solitary box of Maltesers is delivered by a miniature Mexican. But what’s so special about these chocolates that half of London’s criminal underworld is willing to kill for them? Tim and Nick have to find out.

The much-loved story by Anthony Horowitz has been adapted for the stage by New Old Friends and is presented by James Seabright. It received rave reviews during its run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2015 and was named one of the Best Family Shows by The Guardian.

New Old Friends is an award-winning theatre company which was founded in 2008. It’s run by husband and wife team Feargus Woods Dunlop and Heather Westwell. Their previous shows include Crimes Against Christmas, Crimes On The Christmas Express, Crimes Under The Sun, and Crimes On The Nile.

James Seabright is an Olivier Award-winning theatre producer whose current shows include Adam Kay’s This Is Going To Hurt, Black Is The Color Of My Voice, Potted Potter, The Crown Dual and Trainspotting Live.

The Falcon’s Malteser will play from 17 July – 25 August.


Sign up

the falcon's malteser the vaults

Related articles

Due to the current pandemic various venues and productions are making announcements for their individual shows. Please bear with us as we try to keep this page as up to date as possible. If you find a mistake, please let us know by emailing enquiries@soltukt.co.uk. If you click through to seat selection (where you'll see either best available or a seating plan), you will be seeing the most up-to-date prices. If this differs from what we've written on the calendar, please bear with us, as those prices will update soon.

We now sell our famous TKTS Booth discounts online here at Official London Theatre.

We are now cancelling all performances up until and including 31 May 2020 to help us process existing bookings whilst we wait for further clarity from the government in terms of when we will be able to reopen.

We are so sorry that in these testing and difficult times you are not able to enjoy the show you have booked for and hope the following helps clarify next steps in respect of your tickets .

There is nothing that you need to do if your performance has been cancelled, but we do ask for your patience.

If you have booked directly with the theatre or show website for an affected performance, please be assured that they will contact you directly to arrange an exchange for a later date, a credit note/voucher or a refund. If you have booked via a ticket agent they will also be in contact with you directly.

We are processing in strict date order of performance, so you are likely to be contacted after the date you were due to go to the theatre. However, we want to reassure you that you will be contacted, and your order will be processed, but please do bear with us.

We’d like to thank everyone who has been patient and kind in dealing with their ticket providers so far and we are sorry that we cannot process your order as quickly as we would like.

Please do not contact your credit card company as that will slow the process down and put an additional burden on our box office and ticket agent teams.

In order for us to serve our audiences the best we can, please do not get in touch with your point of sale if you have booked for performances after 31 May. Please be reassured that if we have to cancel future performances you will be directly contacted by your theatre or ticket provider. Our producers continue to plan for all eventualities dependent on the individual needs of their shows and we will provide further updates on specific shows as and when they become available.

We look forward to welcoming you back into our theatres as soon as we are allowed to resume performances. In the meantime stay safe and healthy.

For more than 40 years, TKTS was our on-the-day theatre ticket box office in Leicester Square. Currently closed due to the current situation, we are now selling our great last minute seats and prices online. Click here to learn more.

While theatres are currently closed, various venues and productions are making announcements for their individual shows, including cancellations and rescheduled performances. Please check with the individual shows for details.