Everyone needs a good laugh. Especially these days. And as it just so happens to be National Tell A Joke Day, we’ve found some of the best (and worst) theatre jokes on the internet. From cheeky one-liners to observational quips. We’ve got a bit of everything. So get ready to laugh, tut or even roll your eyes at these absolute belters.
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Happy Friday! #TheatreLOLs #TheatreJokes pic.twitter.com/puhRQO8iOS
— Decadent Theatre (@DecadentTheatre) February 20, 2015
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#theatrejokes pic.twitter.com/EQX0ObKkvs
— Fr Simon Rundell (@frsimon) February 21, 2014
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We are pleased to announce that we will be opening a new shadow puppet theatre in Corby. Our business plan says we’ll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.#NationalTellAJokeDay #theatrejokes #CorbyHour pic.twitter.com/uXMi1zGjzr— The Core At Corby Cube (@thecorecorby) August 16, 2018
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What did the wife say to the husband who wanted to put theatre seats in their house? It will only end in tiers! #NationalTellAJokeDay pic.twitter.com/Fv1fsOQuxS
— Official London Theatre (@london_theatre) August 16, 2017
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"Got a job as a theatre lighting technician once. It was spot on."
We promise we'll stop soon! #NationalTellAJokeDay #theatre pic.twitter.com/mukrrOU8XB— UK Theatre (@uk_theatre) August 16, 2018
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#NationalTellAJokeDay The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…
it was tense
— Chapterhouse Theatre Company (@chapterhouse_co) August 16, 2018
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We tried to come up with a theatre pun but decided it'd just be a play on words…🎭#NationalTellAJokeDay
— Richmond Theatre (@RichmondTheatre) August 16, 2018
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Personally I'm more of a Lin-Manuel Samantha
— dave horwitz (@Dave_Horwitz) May 25, 2016
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#NationalTellAJokeDay 😉 pic.twitter.com/0SdD8ugsma
— Bat Out Of Hell (@BatTheMusical) August 16, 2017
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#NationalTellAJokeDay well if we must… Why didn't Handel go shopping?
Because he was Baroque.
— Welsh National Opera (@WNOtweet) August 16, 2017
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