‘Do you know what? I don’t care what everyone says. The Emperor’s New Clothes is not that great a story.’

Fearsome iconoclast Simon Evans is back with a brand new show, and nothing and no-one is safe from the critical glint of his tiny, tiny eyes. Join him as he dismantles the lies – from Fairy Tales to post-match analysis – that confound us all.

Please contact box office on 020 7478 0100 if you are wanting to bring anyone aged under 16