Meet Lydia Shotoff and her dog Fidget, marvel at the exploits of Death Defying Dan and his Whelk infested tank of terror and weep at the melancholia of the Musical Motherless Twins as Holmes & Watson, played by the inimitable comedy due Maggie Fox and Sue Ryding, investigate the affair of the garibaldi biscuit – a case as impenetrable as a London pea-souper. Gothic horror meets music hall. Major Shotoff meets his death.